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Thursday, May 22, 2008

屎眼紅紅



屎眼紅紅
仍然懷念他 捽西當做挖沙
一片黑摺飽 期望中出一下
    獨白:以後我都無用過支ky 至於刀甲......
    為求發洩出一切 唔戴套亦無它
    
    人人談論我 將我當做笑話
    因我吹過他 唔及寶寶功駕
    獨白:不過 點都好過果個Edison丫 佢潛左水之後 就無返過黎喇
    但能夠與他打炮 沒有用套都不怕
    
    *我最初嫩紅 現在屎眼通紅
    我昨日其實太天真任你桶
    我再不嫩紅 但願不似黑洞
    插晒但仍沒有feel到 預計之中
    然而佢越插越激動 這奶撻感覺怎形容
    肛交難忘 掉到好痛(肛交難忘 搞到好痛)
    拿著舊日合照 相中我在吃香蕉
    我想講的說話得一句叼
    為何擒住她 屎忽已被插花
    抽插得太多 求用ky一下
    
    獨白:原來好恨得到人地既原諒係咁辛苦o架
    獨白:不過有得恨總好過無得恨
    
    奇拿要放出一切 別要動氣責怪他
    
    Repeat *
    
    但始終有人想起也都
    有一天會為這張照片
    淫笑/可笑

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Funny Dutch Commercial

A Dutch insurance commercial involving a guy getting needles placed all over his body (a Chinese healing technique). Watch to find out what happens next!



Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Hancock - Trailer


There are heroes… there are superheroes… and then there’s Hancock (Will Smith). With great power comes great responsibility – everyone knows that – everyone, that is, but Hancock. Edgy, conflicted, sarcastic, and misunderstood, Hancock’s well-intentioned heroics might get the job done and save countless lives, but always seem to leave jaw-dropping damage in their wake.

The public has finally had enough – as grateful as they are to have their local hero, the good citizens of Los Angeles are wondering what they ever did to deserve this guy. Hancock isn’t the kind of man who cares what other people think – until the day that he saves the life of PR executive Ray Embrey (Jason Bateman), and the sardonic superhero begins to realize that he may have a vulnerable side after all. Facing that will be Hancock’s greatest challenge yet – and a task that may prove impossible as Ray’s wife, Mary (Charlize Theron), insists that he’s a lost cause.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Drunk vs Wall

Drunk guy makes a hole in the wall